The dead horse of Christmas

Y’all, I told myself I wouldn’t do it. I just swore I would not kick the dead horse of Christmas parodies, but I just can’t resist it.

So here it goes (sing with me now!):

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Deep South gave to me…

12 Half-shell oysters

11 Rs a-dropping

10 Quarts o’ gumbo

9 Laundry airings

8 Foundation garments

7 Barbeques

6 Out-law in-laws

5 Pints of ‘shine…

4 Cotton bolls

3 Bless your hearts

2 Cans of hair spray

and eighty-four percent humidity!

And now back to your regularly scheduled programs…